Phantaloons

Trump: “So the oil is under the lithium? How does this work?”

That’s my secret, Cap, I’m always outdated.

-Lineage User

“Laws for thee but not for me!”

Zuckerberg chuckles off into the sunset with a bag of copyrighted material

Ironically, the first place I heard about gays was church, tho?

Streisand the Streisand.

Avoid teh gays

“teh whats?!”

American: They used to hurl infants off cliffs back in the old days, and as far as I’m aware, fascism hasn’t changed much.

Anywhere else: Welfare

Were it me…

Wireguard is too obvious, so, Yggdrasil to an out of state or ideally country VPS, VPS to, you name it, tor, ygg, i2p, “the works”.

but, this makes the barrier to entry that much higher. Any public TOR relay is an instant breach of the law and provable if the target IP is identified as one, and most could very easily be. One would need to go private, on their own hardware.

site traffic gets cut by 30%

“How could this have happened?”