The old man had it coming, he was a real piece of shit. I’m not sure what she’s not understanding, I think she’s got some real mental problems. I just worry about her, you know?

The only thing preventing me from marrying that girl is that she shoots at me whenever I approach.

We’ll all be hyperlooping around Mars here soon! 🤞

Looks like dogshit, like everything these people touch.

Urethral meatus cactus

Nosferatu-looking motherfucker.

I’ve already seen them in several stores near me, including Walmart. The entire store was switched over to them.

We talking jackdaws/crows?

Oh, WE EXIST, mommy! Let me assure you, as one of said imaginary schizophrenia babies. Currently shacking up in Miami with my new wife I just met cranking my hog at Sturgis.

Insurance is already pushing in-car monitoring for discounts.

It’s a smart way to get your micropenis some exposure.

lol

I am no true king.

You do the math. ;)

With a healthy amount of oil and all the meat I can mustard.

Discord is fucked. You love to see it.

Oh shit, data is going to start falling out of the sky!

But SkaterXL has mods. Soooooo many mods.

No need to be crass.

Alabama State House. Not the U.S. House.

That’s easy to say, but that information is not super easy to come by, in my experience. Someone has to build that shit, even if it is “simple.” It’s still expensive and there’s a huge learning curve most of us haven’t even touched.

But I agree with you.