The infernal flame of Wonderland. Professional circus sideshow performer, fire witch, and collector of sharp things. Ask for my Instagram!
A personal or outward display, except during a school play or by a school mascot, through surgical or superficial means of features that are non-human such as using tails, leashes, collars or other accessories designed for pets
Whew so surgically implanted tails are still good for plays
If you post an article with a swastika as its image, and the article isn’t obviously against it, I’m going to assume you’re a Nazi
This is one of my biggest anxieties as I always have both around. Sometimes I have to put in eye drops while legally blind. Though it does mean I quadruple check anything that goes in my eyes and know the eye drops containers well
Trump’s quotes are indistinguishable from Brannigan’s. There’s even gameified versions of this online
Well when you put it that way…
They usually do both, at least in major cities
Truly this will make eggs cheaper
If you see someone wearing that shirt, it is only right to deck them in the temple
If the trolls from 3 months ago are to be believed, this is nothing compared to what Kamala would’ve done! /s
Every oligarch looks like a lizard person cosplaying a human
Clearly the solution is to ban trans people from peeing at the mall
They’re super cheap here too, but Walgreens at almost every location I’ve been to locks up absolutely everything
It’s the fucking worst. Say I need a toothbrush, new mascara, and cough syrup. That’s gonna be at least 10 minutes waiting for the one overworked staff member to unlock the case at each of them.
The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long
When you’re further right than Hitler but whine that people call you a Nazi…
What’s the breaking point gonna be for this country? Specifically, the point at which the general public will actually care
Can women who are threatened by abusive exes use this hotline? Or is it only for capitalist murderers?
Genital Obsessed Party
Support small businesses, don’t get your dildos from Walmart
It’s too late. It’s now on the rest of the world to prepare for the American Nazi regime