• Syd@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    How much is shipping and handling?? That’s where you long egg tube people get ya.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      We have a variety of shipping options for any budget! Most customers choose the 10 day express with tracking and discretion option for 34.99, but we also offer overnight from our warehouse in [redacted] that comes with a complementary body pillow waifu and fold-out stand for display. For those on a tight budget, our 18 to 24 week option without tracking that will show up at your residence at the worst possible time and doesn’t include exterior re-packaging so your neighbors know what your package is and will forever judge you, is free with any 399+ order. Resellers welcome with agreement, inquire online.

      At GushingLongEgg Enterprises Ltd, we are always working hard to make our customers happy and satisfied, just like they will be upon receiving their product. Almost as hard as you.

      (opened merchandise is not refundable, customer pays return shipping with approved rma, for terms and conditions visit GushingLongEgg.net/terms)