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I think after a couple of them, advice to abort might be too late…
What would the advice be?
“Just don’t” should cover most situations.
Use the condoms properly while you’re having sex.
But if you are careful, you can stretch them over your whole hand and have webbed fingers for more agility when underwater!
I initially thought that was going a different direction.
Never buy a dodge?
Great advice
But if you can’t avoid buying one, put a condom on it. Mirror works, but the handbrake would be best.
Al Bundy?
Help control the human population, have your whores spayed or neutered.