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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Anon wants to be a vampire

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Anon wants to be a vampire

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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    10 months ago

    Minus: can’t eat garlic.

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      Well fuck

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      10 months ago

      also: can’t spill rice.

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        You can, it’s just awful time consuming

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          Probably a pretty relaxing way to spend an afternoon if you do it on purpose 🤷

          “What did you do over the weekend, Bob?”

          “Oh, not much. Sired a few goths, threw some meditation rice. You know, the usual”

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      Man if I can’t have Caesar salad you might as well just drive a stake into my heart now.

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        Substitute with the much superior shalot. Reign supreme into eternity.

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      I mean, you probably can, once.

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