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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Anon wants to be a vampire

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Anon wants to be a vampire

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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  • Triasha@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Anon has not considered the consequences of an entire nation of hungry vampires devoid of humans.

    • Swemg@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      Well we have cows, might as well have human farms. Maybe genetically modified human with pockets of blood on their belly

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        Delicious, juicy blood pockets.

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          I read this in Jim Gaffigan’s voice the way he says hot pockets

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        what? so you have to bend over? naw. put that blood pocket on their neck like nature intended.

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        10 months ago

        I too watched the blade movies

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