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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Anon freezes time

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Anon freezes time

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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  • atmur@lemmy.world
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    The frozen chipotle employee watching me walk behind the counter and make myself a burrito 180 times before time resumes

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      10 months ago

      The Home Depot employees watching me steal an entire self-sufficient off-grid home one wheelbarrow load at a time.

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        The grocery store employee watching me stick every carrot in my ass.

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          You know you were supposed to freeze time first tho?

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            Sir this is a Wendy’s

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              they have carrots at wendys?

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          Now we’re getting somewhere!

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