Who knows. I’m straight and I don’t care for a dog’s energy at all, which is unfortunate because nearly every dog I meet really loves me. They’re just not my thing. They’re stiff, they’re clacky, they’re clumsy, and they stink. They climb up and try with all their strength to get their mouths/noses right up in my face, and I hate it.

I am nice to them, though. Don’t get me wrong. They don’t know that I don’t like them.