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nifty@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon takes some classes

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Anon takes some classes

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nifty@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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    The man I’ve come closest to falling in love with was a short, chubby, hair-thinning, stuttering goofball. He kept himself clean, well-groomed, and wore nice clothes that fit him.

    He was so passionate about what he loved (art, cats, and European history) that I couldn’t help but be absolutely smitten. His sincerity had me smiling from ear-to-ear every time I saw him get excited. Telling me about pieces of armor, paintings, music, and all kinds of other things, taking me to different places the way he spoke so happily about the things he cared about.

    People can, more often than not, see through insincerity. Be real with what you like & who you are. The people who appreciate those things about you the real ones.

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      No…no…no… the only way is to catfish and lie because nobody will love you ever. The most you can hope for is to momentarily fool somebody into thinking your are something other than what you are for one hot second. That’s just Interwebz 101

      When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…

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        Yes I’m sorry my bad. Fake it until you’re massively insecure and hateful because you feel you can’t be yourself for the sake of attracting feeeeeemale attention. Then wallow in your misery when you realize that the problem might be a deep-rooted personal issue, but be sure to blame it on “normies” & wimmin instead of taking steps towards self-improvement and personal growth. ✨️❤️💵🤡🎉🎺❤️✨️

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          Now that’s a rock solid plan that you can take to the bank!

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      Looks like we found Marissa Tomei

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        ¿?

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          2 years ago

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        deleted by creator

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      I want to hook you up with my brother, who sounds very much like your dude, but not married.

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        Drop me his email! Or whatever people use to communicate these days (with his consent, of course).

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          I’d love to know how you are going to start that conversation.

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            Dick pic

            With a friendly greeting, then an inquiry about what kind of hobbies and interests he has, probably.

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              I mean, will this lemmy thread be mentioned? If not, on what date will the origin story be revealed?

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                We’ll livestream our wedding on Lemmy & I’ll reveal it there.

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      What happened?

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        Turns out, he was already married.

        Lovely man, but he had some issues to work out. Wished him the best and forced myself to move on.

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          Oof.

          Hope you found someone else. You deserve to be happy

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            Thanks! Maybe one day. Much appreciated!

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      I needed to hear this today. Thank you.

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        You are worthy of love, my dear.

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          I’m not crying, you’re crying! :')

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