🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agoAnon enforces automotive safetysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down10
arrow-up129arrow-down1imageAnon enforces automotive safetysh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoYou’re going to drive to buy illegal drugs, and you don’t put your seat belt on, so now some cop has cause to pull you over, what if he’s doing it on the way back? Fucking idiot.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoAlways be breaking exactly one law. Never more, never less. This is difficult, but not impossible, while sleeping.
minus-square🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoOr: Don’t break the law while you’re breaking the law
You’re going to drive to buy illegal drugs, and you don’t put your seat belt on, so now some cop has cause to pull you over, what if he’s doing it on the way back? Fucking idiot.
Only break one law at a time.
Always be breaking exactly one law. Never more, never less.
This is difficult, but not impossible, while sleeping.
Or: Don’t break the law while you’re breaking the law