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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon makes a splash on a first date

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Anon makes a splash on a first date

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    Next time, shout, “OH MY GOD, YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I PISSED MYSELF!!!”

    The best kind of partner would take that as a compliment and probably want to go on more dates to see if they could do it again.

    • Chaos@lemmy.ml
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      I like the way you think (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

      • Befernafardofo@feddit.it
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        8 months ago

        Username checks out?

        • uranibaba@lemmy.world
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          8 months ago

          Username checks in.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Anon meets another anon with a kink for bathing in piss, a classic love story.

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    Could’ve saved the swim for another night and gone to calicocutpant.com. But if you use it, you gotta give.

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      A domain parking page?

      Edit: found the real page, it is:
      https://getcalicocutpants.com/

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah, the guy who started it, Rick, is completely under water. The whole thing’s really blown up in his face.

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      You hit me in the cup

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    Smooth and resourceful af. The only downside is you can’t tell him.

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    It might have been his kink.

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    Femanon should have went with “I’m a squirter and I get aroused really easily”

  • jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world
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    Quick thinking resulted in a win-win situation, nice!

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    Anon took the rather rare pmlol as a writing prompt.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    Jumping in water isn’t going to wash away that Mountain Dew and tendy piss quick enough.

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