• davidagain@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

    In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.

    Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.

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      4 hours ago

      If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

      I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.

      Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.

      I agree with the sentiment, but the idea that a dude - particularly a young horny dude - isn’t going to cum with a fucking sexy whisper in his ear is crazy. Never even mind the Kinsey Scale, this seems to deny the idea of being horny.

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        26 minutes ago

        I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.

        Once I did it with my right hand, but I’m left handed, if you know what I mean. You really notice the dick in your hand when you do it that way, I can tell you. I learned some things about myself that day. Things I didn’t tell my homies.