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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon loves sunny days

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Anon loves sunny days

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Y’all are a bunch of lizard people, anon gets it. The sun is literally trying to kill you.

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      The sun is a deadly lazer

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        Not anymore, there’s a blanket

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          Solar Flares: Fuck everything in that general direction and fuck your blanket in particular as well.

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      So is oxygen, but you gotta keep breathing.

      The sun at least also makes you happy.

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        Dihydrogen monoxide also tries to kill you

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        I would be much happier without it.

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        So is oxygen

        Disingenuous nonsense. It’s basically impossible to encounter a harmful concentration of oxygen in day to day life, while harmful amounts of sunlight are commonplace.

        A lack of sunlight also doesn’t kill you in less than ten minutes.

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          I’m talking about ROS, which you can’t overdose on in the course of a day, but which are damaging your DNA and therefore cause cancer.

          Why are you so hostile?

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