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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Anon goes to the doctor

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Anon goes to the doctor

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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    De-escalating with mentally troubled people.

    Step 1: agree with them

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      Step 2: Patient is now the president

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        Imagine if someone snuck some therapy pills into the president’s cofifeffifeffee.

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          reminds me of that film where someone puts LSD into the water of some military base. Then everyone chills and start rolling in the grass, smelling flowers or smt.

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            Men Who Stare At Goats?

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              exactly

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