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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Anon visits America

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Anon visits America

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • TXL@sopuli.xyz
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    I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

    • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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      All you have to do is follow the damn train…

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        Aw shit, here we go again…

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        If you think about it, that mission was a red flag about Smoke being a fucking traitor. Fatass couldn’t shoot dudes 2 meters away

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          Wouldn’t that just make him a busta?

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        This hurts me

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          He can’t hurt you if you shoot him first! In fact, that’s how you get his indestructible Sanchez motorcycle…

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      I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

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        We serve food here, sir.

      • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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        And I’m guessing a Florida small ball on the side?

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      *diet coke

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