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schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Do not wipe toilet seat with toilet paper: Japanese maker

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Do not wipe toilet seat with toilet paper: Japanese maker

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schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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Japan: Toto says do not wipe toilet seats with toilet paper
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Social media users have complained that their seats were scratched after being wiped with toilet paper.
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    I always wondered why too; maybe they think it’s “gay”? Or possibly playing Fireman Sam or something?

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      I’m going to regret asking this, but what is Fireman Sam?

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        A kids TV show about a fire fighter from the UK.

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          Is he a gay firefighter or what?

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            no the op was making two points:

            1. maybe they think touching the toilet seat is gay

            or separately

            2).maybe they think their dick is a firehose

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        The first step is to acquire a penis.

        Then, imagine you’re standing in your garage, watering your driveway…

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          That’s more Gardener Gilbert, or Peter Powerwasher, but yes indeed

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            Willie Waterer gets no love??

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              Sure he will! *hugs

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