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lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago

Anon's lacking pissing habits

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lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago
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    5 months ago

    I sit down every time I go to piss because it’s one if the few places where I can be sure I’ll be left alone. It’s not about the piss. It’s about the break.

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      It’s also about not spraying piss all over my floor

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        Or having both hands for the phone, or not needing to blind yourself with a light in the middle of the night. So many reasons.

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        Mark your territory, boy.

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      Someone doesn’t just get followed into the bathroom I see.

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        Thank fuck, tbh.

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