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lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago

Anon's lacking pissing habits

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Anon's lacking pissing habits

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lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago
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    ok, sidepoint, but the other day I realized that urinals are just dedicated walls for people to pee on and I think that’s really sweet

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      I’ve got news for you, on festivals there are sometimes literal metal walls to piss on with a drain beneath.

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        Huh, so they abandoned the trough?

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          9 months ago

          The what

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              Oh dear, now I can imagine the one dude with his diving mask at the end of that through…

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              I’ll be honest, since it looks like this thing is only used from one side it’s very similar to what I’m describing just without a backwall to piss against. Less material required though so it has at least that advantage

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                We had one like that used from both sides at our old baseball stadium. This was the closest I could find to that. It was wider so less risk of splashing those across from you, but almost nobody went to the other side for obvious reasons.

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      How is that sweet im curious

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        9 months ago

        Well its probably sweet if you’re diabetic

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      Okay then explain to me why every time you go to stand in front of one, your boss walks in and stands next to you starts talking to you about quarterly projections while you’re trying to squeeze a single drop of pee as you sweat and pretend to be at all thinking or caring about work.

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