🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoAnon calls the local bowling alleysh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1447arrow-down131
arrow-up1416arrow-down1external-linkAnon calls the local bowling alleysh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareAeao@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47·5 months agoI always like dead panning my way thru prank phone calls. My last one. Me answering phone: (store name) Aeao speaking Teenage boys chuckling: hello, do you guys sell… Dildos Me: yes we do Boys: oh…okay… What kind do you have? Me: all kinds. Everything from pills to dragon. Boys: oh…and how much are they? Me: all 1.25 Boys: umm thank you… Me: anything else I can assist you with? Boys: ummm no that was all thank you Me: we’ll have a pleasant day and thank you for calling (store name)
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·5 months agoIt can be used in other orifices as well.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoGot anything for a nose? Asking for a friend.
minus-squareAeao@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·5 months agoThey aren’t specifically ass dildos. General purpose.
minus-squarejabathekek@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoThey cheaped out on the flared base. It’s only slightly flared.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoShoulda said $1.69 to at least give them a chuckle.
I always like dead panning my way thru prank phone calls. My last one.
Me answering phone: (store name) Aeao speaking
Teenage boys chuckling: hello, do you guys sell… Dildos
Me: yes we do
Boys: oh…okay… What kind do you have?
Me: all kinds. Everything from pills to dragon.
Boys: oh…and how much are they?
Me: all 1.25
Boys: umm thank you…
Me: anything else I can assist you with?
Boys: ummm no that was all thank you
Me: we’ll have a pleasant day and thank you for calling (store name)
Thats a cheap ass dildo
It can be used in other orifices as well.
Got anything for a nose? Asking for a friend.
yes
They aren’t specifically ass dildos. General purpose.
They cheaped out on the flared base. It’s only slightly flared.
Some like the danger element.
Shoulda said $1.69 to at least give them a chuckle.