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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Anon is devilish

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Anon is devilish

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • ramble81@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    Chaotic evil: only put it in one kids bag when there’s an order for two kids and watch them fight over it.

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      True Chaotic Evil:

      2 extra nuggets for one kid, 1 short for the other.

      Let the games begin.

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        That’s easier to rectify. The parent will just take one and give it to the other so there’s an equal amount. But with an odd number you either have to go Solomon or pick a kid, or eat it yourself and draw both their ire.

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          That’s the kind of sacrifice I will take upon myself if it can teach my kids a lesson.

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            Better yet, give them the option on how to deal with it, and if they can’t reach a deal in some time frame, eat it yourself. Throwing it in the trash makes them both feel like nobody wins, but me eating it means I win and they both lose.

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          deleted by creator

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            Hence the “go Solomon”

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        Fuck the milgram experiment i wanna watch this!

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