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MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections

www.thedailybeast.com

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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections

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MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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The eccentric former tech CEO famous for his anti-aging efforts compared his nocturnal erections to his 19-year-old son’s.
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    Didn’t think you were serious.

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      Yep, thats the one

      Edit: lol you’re downloading it?

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        lol you’re downloading it

        As they should

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          Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What’s there to chart?

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            Eventually that may change. Perhaps you start a new medication that changes your body or hormones. You could use this app to give accurate info to your doctor.

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              That’s valid, thanks

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      encouraging collaboration and innovation

      Yes, let’s “collaborate” in regard to our morning wood.

      “Hay bro, would you mind ‘innovating’ with my erection this morning? No homo”

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      Lol and you’re downloading it!

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      Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it…

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        I guess it might help if you’re concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.

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          Really ? I don’t think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

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          Huh, ED caused by depression…never knew those were linked.

          Interesting info, thank you.

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            I’d be shocked if they weren’t linked.

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              I never really read up on it, even though i should.

              The wife’s chronically depressed and i’m not doing much better either.

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            And ED can be exacerbated by certain depression meds. There’s nothing wrong with my dick. If my wife were to grab it, it would work just fine I just don’t even think about sex every day and very rarely masturbate.

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              I knew about meds messing with your sex drive, been through that myself.

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