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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Anon sees a happy couple

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Anon sees a happy couple

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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    3 months ago

    I dated a woman much taller than me, and received an unnatural amount of glances at my crotch when we were out in public together.

    People are so ridiculous.

    • Match!!@pawb.social
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      ok kay but …?

      • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Point being, people always think it’s about the sex, and not like, that the person is interesting, kind, charming, or rich.

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          But, uh, how’s the pp?

          • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Doing good*. And well.

            * The charitable foundation may not help as many as we’d like, but it’s fulfilling work.

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              Kneeling down and staring at crotch “Thank you for your service.” 🫡

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        Yes :)

    • rabber@lemmy.ca
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      It’s extremely rare to see a couple in the wild where the woman is taller though. Life is cruel to short dudes.

      • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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        She was just shy of 6’3” (189 cm). She didn’t have a ton of options but to date shorter guys.

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          Haha yeah no kidding. That’s extremely tall for a woman. As a guy I feel tall at 183cm.

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            I’m ~190cm and sometimes see someone a full head taller than me at work. There’s always a bigger fish…

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      I’m tall and a woman. It makes me happy and feel kinda powerful that I could cause this situation and maybe even have since I’ve dated shorter guys and am oblivious to social stuff.

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