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daggermoon@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon is lacking something metaphysical

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Anon is lacking something metaphysical

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daggermoon@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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    2 months ago

    try burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like

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      And if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.

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        I hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!

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          With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.

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        while you rip you can let out a sigh and say “ugghhh god yea” so again they know What to expect

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          Username checks out.

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