schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agoEaster Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoeswww.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1185arrow-down136file-text
arrow-up1149arrow-down1external-linkEaster Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoeswww.nytimes.comschizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareit_depends_man@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·16 days agoAmericans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
minus-squareMichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·16 days agoI can give a more creditable source. My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·16 days agoYou heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·16 days agoChrist. Has this ever happened before?!?!
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·16 days agoCutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 days agoI recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.
Americans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
I can give a more creditable source.
My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
You heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
Christ. Has this ever happened before?!?!
Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.
I recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.