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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

LA’s newest gambling event — live Sperm Racing

www.thetimes.com

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LA’s newest gambling event — live Sperm Racing

www.thetimes.com

return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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A fertility startup raised $1.5 million to stage the event at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles this month
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    Zhu founded Sperm Racing with Nick Small, 16, head of the business management consulting firm Stealth; Shane Fan, chief executive of the NFT pricing platform Waterfall; and Garrett Niconienko, former content strategist for the YouTuber Mr Beast.

    Well, that explains a lot

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      I, for one, think this is fun. And much more ethical than horse racing.

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    Finally, a sport gay men can enjoy.

    Well, other than college wrestling.

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    This very much feels like a sport invented by men trying to find a new way to express their masculinity without doing the obvious thing: learning to be emotionally literate.

    Maybe I’m wrong and I hope I am, but this feels like the result of Andrew Tate culture

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    this is weird gay porn but okay I’m in

    • jagged_circle@feddit.nl
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      The sperm doesn’t touch.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    shit so gay it killed the pope.

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    2guys1petridish

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    I don’t even want to give them the clicks for this.

    Is this about 2 guys, 1 girl, and 9 months to find out the “winner?”

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    The human race is a lost cause.

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    Gross

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    https://archive.is/https://www.thetimes.com/us/news-today/article/what-to-expect-from-worlds-first-competitive-sperm-race-c668fcdjf

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    deleted by creator

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      More likely to pay someone else for their sperm and pretend it was his all along

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    Similar to dog racing where they have a rabbit running ahead of them for inspiration, will they have a clam staged at the finish line?

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    if you don’t want this in your browsing history:

    Eric Zhu, the company’s 17-year-old co-founder, said the inaugural event would pit samples taken from two healthy young university students against each other on a racetrack 20cm (8in) long and modelled on the female reproductive system.

    honestly, I’d watch it. That sounds hilarious as fuck

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    They better call at least one team the Cream Team or this event is bust.

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    Sperm racer came immediately into my mind.

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