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dwazou@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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US Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s purse stolen from downtown DC restaurant

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US Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s purse stolen from downtown DC restaurant

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DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's purse, including $3,000 cash, stolen at DC restaurant
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Noem's purse contained roughly $3,000 in cash, which she had withdrawn to treat her family to dinner and Easter gifts and activities, a DHS spokesperson said.
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  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    Nothing funny here - she’s in charge of Homeland Security, not Purse Security

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      Except everyone glossing over the fact that a top government official is carrying around $3000 in cash.

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        That was my first thought. Wtf is she carrying that much cash? Bribe money? I dk about the rest of you but when I pay for things in the thousands of dollars I’m not paying in cash.

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          Bribes for someone as high up as her are surely more than $10k.

          That’s drug money. Straight up.

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    Honestly judge, that’s were I had all the evidence that I’m not corrupt and stuff…

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    Bummer.

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