• "no" banana@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    As soon as the pope died I told my partner he would do this.

    “Some say, not me, that I would be the best pope there ever was. I am the most wonderful christian man there is. The presidency has been very successful - just look at the polls! From today I declare myself POPE TRUMP!!! The DANGEROUS left will call me many nasty things, many bad things. They are deranged and nasty but I am now the pope and they will not do anything about it because they are WEAK. Some say Sleepy Joe Biden killed the pope, now I don’t know if that is true, I don’t think it is but it might be true, I don’t know. KING POPE TRUMP 2028!!!”