if you’ve seen his body you know there’s no fabric on this here earth that can flatter his troglodyte figure.

he was always assumed to be somewhat smart by people who don’t know what he’s talking about. the moment he talks about anything you know you realize he’s full of shit. that’s why astronauts he idolized for example never bought his shit, even when he was at his peak of popularity.

he’s the embodiment of “it’s better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt”. he’s also the best counterargument to any idiot who thinks we live in a meritocratic system.