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[object Object]@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Anon witnesses excellent security

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Anon witnesses excellent security

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[object Object]@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org
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    How were you supposed to test your software if you weren’t allowed to create an executable?

    • Tja@programming.dev
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      You had to go to the balcony to test it.

      • Hupf@feddit.org
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        https://martinelli.ch/balcony-architecture-a-symptom-of-fear-and-confusion-in-legacy-code/

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      insert thats the neat part meme

      Eventually it was decided I would write Javascript on a web page I made. Skills I never declaired having I told them I was a java dev.

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        So they essentially hired you for no reason and then had to come up with something for you to do?

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          It’s more common than you think.

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          Yeah, I really don’t understand why they hired me. It was a contract role and they ended it early once they ran out of things for me to do. Last day I drove home laughing the way home I was so fucking happy to leave that place.

          They really sucked afterwards though since they wouldn’t even say if I worked there or not while I was job hunting, so I spent the next few months unemployeed.

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        Javascript is a part of Java, duh!

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          I literally had the “Java is to javascript as car is to carpet” conversation with my dickhead boss. He didn’t get it and I had to explain to him that you don’t drive a carpet to work.

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            Maybe your boss was from the middle east and didn’t understand your point…

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