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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 个月前

FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart

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FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart

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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 个月前
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The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.
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    holy shit, it’s my new favourite

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      But wait, there’s more!

      You’ve seen the Peacock Mantish shrimp with his rock em sock em bopper of doom, but are you ready for Spear Mantis Shrimp, which have a motherfucking HARPOON instead of bashers?!

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        next you’re going to tell me the harpoon is supersonic ??

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          It doesn’t need to be.

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