🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoAnon doesn't enjoy anythingsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up1198arrow-down127
arrow-up1171arrow-down1imageAnon doesn't enjoy anythingsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square48linkfedilink
minus-squaredrolex@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down1·1 day agoIf you’re a Christian and meditate 15 minutes every day, you’re doing it wrong! Unsupervised meditation will put your soul at risk of the devil’s temptations! Instead, rely on the good old cathomaxxing method: 666 6 hours of mass and prayers 6 hours of work in silence 6 hours of masturbation mixed work and prayers
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up3·19 hours agoAnd that still leaves 6 hours to, er, “spend with the kids”.
minus-squarejade52@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·21 hours agoAll for only $666.66 in a 6 hour online course.
If you’re a Christian and meditate 15 minutes every day, you’re doing it wrong!
Unsupervised meditation will put your soul at risk of the devil’s temptations!
Instead, rely on the good old cathomaxxing method: 666
masturbationmixed work and prayersAnd that still leaves 6 hours to, er, “spend with the kids”.
All for only $666.66 in a 6 hour online course.