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throwawaybanana@discuss.online to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

Anon is smart or dumb

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Anon is smart or dumb

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throwawaybanana@discuss.online to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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  • St.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago
    > be me
    > female, hungry, 15
    > only like tasty food
    > can't cook any tasty foods
    > take pills to induce satiation
    
    Smart or stupid?
    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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      Well you don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction, so there’s at least one key difference

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        6 months ago

        You’re correct, I don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction.

        But more to the point, the sense of hunger, horniness, co2 poisoning, desire for human companionship, etc. are fundamental human experiences that drive our behaviors. Their absence is noticed in more ways than might immediately be apparent. Anon’s tenuous relationship with showering, for instance, might be completely severed in the absence of a sex drive. Hell, it might inhibit his desire to leave home. This could be a death knell.

        Also, daily nutrition bags in the arm are an option. Dietary masturbation

        • Sonor@lemmy.world
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          Dietary masturbation

          Thanks for that image :D

        • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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          6 months ago

          Chewing gum: mastecation masturbation

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        Sexual dissatisfaction can contribute to bad mental health, especially if you’re a lot needier in that regard.

    • HM King Charles III DG FD@feddit.uk
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      Isn’t that ozempic

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        Ozempic is an example of a satiety inducer. There are many!

        • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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          Cocaine is another and it’s a lot more fun

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