Founding father Benjamin Franklin secured the alliance with France that led to victory in the Revolutionary War, negotiated the Treaty of Paris ending said war, signed the Declaration of Independence and the U.S Constitution, discovered that lightning was electrical, invented bifocal glasses, wrote the famous Poor Richard’s Almanac, and ran newspapers.
He also had some thoughts on farting.
The beef walk is when you walk away from company when you feel a fart coming on.
The fart walk is light exercise immediately after a meal to promote digestion.