Infrapink@thebrainbin.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWinter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condomswww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square79linkfedilinkarrow-up1491arrow-down118file-text
arrow-up1473arrow-down1external-linkWinter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condomswww.independent.co.ukInfrapink@thebrainbin.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square79linkfedilinkfile-text
‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams
minus-squareDr. Bob@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·3 days agoBest souvenir going. But also a lot of young people in peak physical condition. As someone I know commented “everyone is 10/10 from the neck down.”
minus-squareInfrapink@thebrainbin.orgOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days agoAnd those people have higher than average testosterone, so they’re hornier. Apparently Olympic Village is a small orgy, hence all the condoms.
minus-squareGumus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoThere are 3000 people there. That’s no small orgy.
minus-squareInfrapink@thebrainbin.orgOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoThey’re not all shagging at the same time
minus-squareDr. Bob@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoOf course not. They have to get dressed to compete at their other sport at some point.
Best souvenir going. But also a lot of young people in peak physical condition. As someone I know commented “everyone is 10/10 from the neck down.”
And those people have higher than average testosterone, so they’re hornier. Apparently Olympic Village is a small orgy, hence all the condoms.
There are 3000 people there. That’s no small orgy.
They’re not all shagging at the same time
Of course not. They have to get dressed to compete at their other sport at some point.