‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

    • XeroxCool@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      They ended up only having a little over 2 per athlete after Condoms Georg took 4,000 for balloon animals.

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          Why do you specify “male” athlete?

          Unless being used for onanism, it’s one condom per couple, although trios and other combos, and non penetrative sex probably fudge the math a little).

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            Because we have statistics for how many male olympians are there, but no stats for how many couples are there. It’s worth remembering that olympians don’t have to shack up with other olympians. Many of them brought partners, and I would bet at least a few are asexual.

            My thought was “per olympian penis”, but I admit it doesn’t account for non-olympian penises.

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              So, women aren’t likely to bring a condom to a fight?

              If you are a woman, agreeable to sex, and don’t carry condoms for your own protection, you are an idiot.