• Final Remix@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    You have 67 new telephone answering machine digital phone wireless fidelity Dethfone messages. To hear the messages, press “1” on the keypad located on the front of the phone. Preparing to play answering machine number message number one. After this message, would you like to save, or delete, or replay this message, please listen to the directions that will follow the message…

    Nathan: Oh man, this thing’s just designed to eat up minutes. It’s brutal.