resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoShopworker sacked for tackling suspected bacon thiefwww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square93linkfedilinkarrow-up1176arrow-down17file-text
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minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoBut what if it’s like all the bacon?
minus-square0xDREADBEEF@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoyou ask for an invite to enjoy it too
minus-squareBeMoreCareful@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoAnd, you were going to have BLTs that night?
minus-squareRooster326@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 days agoThat’s what the back is for. It’s where they keep all the good stuff. Haven’t you ever worked retail?
minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoJust at my uncle’s adult book shop when I was a kid. I wasn’t allowed in the back. Is that what he kept back there?
But what if it’s like all the bacon?
you ask for an invite to enjoy it too
And, you were going to have BLTs that night?
That’s what the back is for. It’s where they keep all the good stuff.
Haven’t you ever worked retail?
Just at my uncle’s adult book shop when I was a kid. I wasn’t allowed in the back. Is that what he kept back there?
Yes the good stuff.