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minus-squareMimicJar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54arrow-down1·7 months agoThree! We have THREE kids Homer. Three noisy kids. Fish heads, fish heads.
minus-squareBlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·7 months agoDohhh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·7 months agoMarge had a seventh trimester abortion this season.
minus-squareFilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·7 months agoTo be fair, Maggie has been a baby for years. There was probably something wrong
minus-square🇸🇵🇪🇨🇺🇱🇦🇹🇪🇷@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·7 months agoOne’s doing time for shooting someone.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoHe was acquitted. Turns out the guy was just buried under a bunch of old newspapers. Luckily he was able to free himself using a vacuum cleaner and a baking soda rocket.
Wait, 2 kids? Which one died?
Three! We have THREE kids Homer.
Three noisy kids. Fish heads, fish heads.
Dohhh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?!
Marge had a seventh trimester abortion this season.
To be fair, Maggie has been a baby for years. There was probably something wrong
Years? DECADES.
Decades are made of years
One’s doing time for shooting someone.
He was acquitted. Turns out the guy was just buried under a bunch of old newspapers. Luckily he was able to free himself using a vacuum cleaner and a baking soda rocket.