That doesn’t sound like satire either and it wouldn’t be his job anyway.

I mean, technically: the most powerful man in the world cannot do satire, because it requires punching up.

He is using satire to make a point.

If only that were satire

KKKaroline Leavitt was appointed only because she’s the only one cruel and dumb enough to do that job.

My mum picked a EU country ruled by a far right wing politician who haa been attacking civil rights and political freedom?

Get out of my fucking car and walk.

If I’m driving your ass to buy drugs and I tell you to wear your seatbelt you wear your searbelt

Hey, you know nothing about the absurd pressure billionaire CEO’s are unde/sr

On the other hand living in a technofeudalist dystopia is what God wants…

Parliament of owls? Definitely terrorism, no trial, straight to the dungeon.

I call them fascists, that’s all. Not rats, cockroaches or whatever.

“Disagree with politically” is a wide brush: they are nazis and fascists. Killing one of them causes a crackdown on political opponents, killing them all doesn’t. Paradox of tolerance and all that stuff.

As long as the developer of the app store undergoes registration

But they weren’t subscription based

people can choose to pay £649 for a lifetime subscription.

inb4 they introduce tiers.

I still miss Google Now

He’s also a powerful tool for the maintenance of the status quo

If I have to use a walled garden, then I’ll go the OG Apple daddy.