I need action. I need constant chaos in my life to feel content.
This is the sound of deep, deep, profound, deep insecurity chasing a man down a never-ending alleyway peppered with neon signs that say “Unattractive to Women?”, “Easily Bullied By Other Men?”, “GAY???”
I hope he does serious prison time for his crimes, because it will be extra enjoyable knowing that it’s literally the worst place he could ever find himself. No escaping one’s own mind in that place.
Because ‘Headquarters 69’ would be too cringe, fr fr no cap.
be on the wrong side of history speedrun
That pizza cutter feels almost racist in this context 😆 If Luigi was named Paddy Murphy, would he have brought a potato masher instead?
At least they have an AI-free option, as annoying as it is to have to opt into it.
On a related note, it’s hilarious to me that the Ecosia search engine has AI built in. Like, I don’t think planting any number of trees is going to offset the damage AI has done and will do to the planet.
In any other business, having 6 simultaneous failed projects would be cause for dismissal of the CEO and probably the majority of the management staff. If I owned or had a large amount of shares in a company where this happened, I would not be a happy chappy. But I’m assuming the Ubisoft upper echelons are patting themselves on the back for their business acumen and financial savviness, already penning their bonuses into their calendars.
Meanwhile, regular workers are dropped like pubic lice the minute it’s convenient to do so.
Parasites.
You need to work pretty hard to make FIFA embarrassed about anything.
Evil. Gimme a better term and I’ll use it. But for now: evil.
Gavin: So, Supersemite Palestine Crusher, welcome. Can I call you Ben for short? OK, so Ben; what’s the deal with all these transes that they have now?? Have you seen them? There’s gotta be literally tens of them out there at this point. It’s out of control.
Ben: Renée Good tried to fly her car into the Israeli Embassy and it was only the quick reactions of that ICE officer that prevented 9/11 2.0.
Saved you 90 minutes 😴
I was gonna give it a chance back when they were letting people reserve their usernames. When the site first went live (in beta, I guess?) they wanted me to pay them money to gain access. Enshittification is baked into the platform.
You would never find a nicer, kinder person…
Hey have you heard of this woman called Renee Good?
I so dearly wish I had these kinds of skills!
Rich humans*
What it means for you
What does it mean for Red Candle Games?
Is there like a petition or something we can all sign to show that literally no cunt wants this?
Fuck, and I can’t stress this enough, YES!
AI, along with crypto, is getting to the point where even oil executives are like “dudes, the planet…”
Dr. Frankenstein ass reply.
Nope.
They’re banking on severe vendor lock-in preventing people from moving on. So many communities are solely on Discord now, it’s insane.
Would something like Stoat (previously known as Revolt) eventually have the same requirements?