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  • “Are the transgenders in the room with you now, sir?” Irish Prime Minister Micheál Martin asked the most orange man in the world, President Krasnov in the oval office.

    Krasnov declared, “Everything is transgender. Everybody is transgender. That is all you hear about and that is why we won the election in record numbers. Also they are hurting women very badly.”

    Micheál Martin leaned back in his chair, folding his hands in his lap. “So what you’re saying is… the transgenders are here. Right now. With us.”

    Krasnov hesitated. His eyes darted around the Oval Office—the grand curtains, the gold-trimmed Resolute Desk, the bust of Churchill watching them in silent judgment. He exhaled sharply. “I’m saying they’re everywhere. The media. The schools. The military. Even… even here, perhaps.”

    A tense silence settled over the room full of reporters.

    Krasnov, tiny hands splayed, nodded sagely. “I see you’re doubtful but it’s true. I’ve been saying it for years. People didn’t believe me. They laughed. But now? Look at what’s happening. Look at the numbers, folks. We won the election in record numbers because the American people know. They know the truth.”

    Martin tapped his fingers against the armrest. “And what truth is that, Mister President?”

    Krasnov leaned in, lowering his voice to a whisper. “That everything is transgender now. It’s in the air, the water. You drink a Diet Coke? Boom—transgender. You turn on your microwave? Guess what? Transgender. You use a self-checkout at Walmart? Folks, I hate to say it… but that machine is gender non-conforming at best.”

    Martin sighed, “Sir, we should speak on the economy and the tariffs you’ve placed on Ireland! Fiddle dee dee, potatoes!”

    Trump waved him off. “The economy is fine. Best economy in history, actually. But you know what’s not fine? The radical gender agenda. The woke mind virus. We have to stop it, and we will. Believe me, we will.”

    Martin let out a slow breath. “And how, exactly, do you plan to do that?”

    POTUS smiled. “We are going to have the greatest, most incredible ban you’ve ever seen. A total and complete shutdown of transgender until we figure out what the hell is going on.”

    The Irish Prime Minister cleared his throat. “Sir, respectfully, I don’t think that’s how gender works.”

    Krasnov frowned. “Martin, you know, I thought you were on our side. People said you were strong on this issue. But now? I’m not so sure. Frankly, some people are saying you might be transgender. Not me, of course—I would never say that. But people are saying it. A lot of people. Yuge numbers.”

    Martin’s face turned red. “Mr. President, I am not—”

    Just then, the lights flickered. The air in the room grew unnaturally cold. The American flag in the corner shuddered as if caught in an invisible breeze.

    Martin sat up straighter. “Did you feel that?”

    Krasnov swallowed. “Yes. They’re here.”

    A voice echoed from nowhere and everywhere at once.

    “We have always been here.”

    The two men froze.

    And then, the room went dark. All that could be heard were screams and the clickety-clacking of pills in plastic bottles.




  • The ESP32 chip, developed by Espressif Systems, is widely used in various IoT (Internet of Things), embedded systems, and consumer electronics due to its low power consumption, built-in Wi-Fi & Bluetooth, and high processing capability.


    Devices That Use the ESP32 Chip

    1. Development Boards & Microcontrollers

    ESP32 DevKit series (official Espressif boards)

    M5Stack and M5Stick series

    Adafruit HUZZAH32

    SparkFun ESP32 Thing

    LilyGO T-Series (T-Display, T-SIM, T-Watch, etc.)

    WEMOS Lolin D32/D32 Pro

    1. Smart Home & IoT Devices

    Sonoff Smart Switches and Plugs (e.g., Sonoff Mini R3, Sonoff S31)

    Shelly Smart Relays (e.g., Shelly 1, Shelly 2.5)

    Tuya-Based Smart Devices (many smart home products use Tuya firmware on ESP32)

    Air quality monitors (e.g., AirGradient open-source air sensors)

    IoT Sensor Hubs (various DIY and commercial solutions)

    1. Wearables & Portable Devices

    TTGO T-Watch (ESP32-based smartwatch)

    Heltec WiFi Kit Series (LoRa-enabled IoT devices)

    Fitness trackers (some DIY and prototype models)

    1. Robotics & DIY Electronics

    ESP32-CAM (ESP32-based camera module)

    DIY drones & robots (used in hobbyist and educational robotics)

    3D Printer controllers (e.g., ESP32-based Klipper controllers)

    1. Industrial & Commercial Products

    ESP32-based vending machines (wireless payment systems)

    Smart irrigation controllers

    Energy monitoring devices (e.g., OpenEnergyMonitor)

    Smart locks & security systems

    1. Audio & Multimedia Devices

    ESP32-based web radios

    DIY Bluetooth speakers

    Smart light controllers with voice assistants


    Why Is ESP32 Popular?

    ✔ Low-cost & powerful (dual-core, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth) ✔ Great for DIY & commercial IoT applications ✔ Strong developer community & open-source support ✔ Compatible with Arduino, MicroPython, ESP-IDF, etc.