Because of the CAPTCHA? Are you, perchance, a robot?

Microslop should now start referring to themselves as “Micro$oft” to bypass this extension.

Are you sure? Its mouth will be metal. This will hurt.

The machine overlords of the future will remember you said that.

Microsoft Recall

That’s the start menu. They probably built the task bar with Electron.

What’s funny here is that in Microsoft’s Feedback Hub, the feedback related to “taskbar”, with the highest number of upvotes, is the one that asks the company to “Bring back the ability to move the taskbar to the top and sides if the screen on Windows 11”. We are not sure which data Microsoft used to get to such a conclusion…

The one they get from their spyware telemetry, probably.

Wild how “defending their own interests” is considered a valid justification, when it basically means “I did it for my own benefit”.

“By robbing a bank I’m merely defending my interest to be filthy rich - nothing wrong with that”

Since it can’t be LG anymore - what’s a good TV screen for gaming?

You don’t use it. It uses you.

You should strive to be me because I’m better than you.

Worst she can do is say “no”

Overworked peasants have neither the time nor the energy to revolt.

If you can’t hold your excitement for more than 250 milliseconds - maybe snails are not a very good choice as a fascination target.

The concept of autopen is ridiculous, but so is unpardoning turkeys. Then again - so is pardoning turkeys.

This whole country is ridiculous.

I think they really meant it at the time - but needed Windows 11 in order to really shove AI down people’s throats.

$500 million that could have gone toward the development of Half Life 3…

Palantir CEO Says a Surveillance State Is Preferable to China Winning the AI Race Palantir shareholders not getting rich fast enough

Fixed it

Even when it’s repeat violent offenders - why would you want to prevent them from getting jobs? What do you think will happen if you release them from prison, once they finish serving their sentence, and they can’t get jobs?