Stand the fuck back…

Torrenting is getting worse and worse these days, I’m learning the ancient art of Usenet.

My immediate first thought.

Is it?

Would you hey, hey, hey me? I’d hey, hey, hey me…

I do. How did you know?

Are you describing what you do or giving me suggestions? Either way I love it.

Also very jealous if I’m right about what I imagine a “Johnson windmill” is. I could maybe do an “acorn in the breeze” but that’s about it.

Yea they sure do, just don’t understand how that’s connected to my original comment?

I can’t remember what I said but whilst deep in conversation with myself early one morning on the way to work I made eye contact with a woman who was getting out of her car. I froze, her expression quickly changed to something I can only describe as an “I’m not getting raped today” face with a mixture of sheer terror and indignant anger, before she got back in her car and sped away. That one also shook me for a good few months, mostly due to her parting visage.

I find myself often coming out with “finger in the butt” or some variation (finger in your butt, finger up the butt etc) which is a bit weird as I’m English and don’t use the word butt in normal conversation. Also, for some reason lately the “N” word in lots of permutations. It’s not completely involuntary as I can control it when I need to but I’m not really consciously doing it when it happens either. Like you, friend, I think something may indeed be wrong with me and that it’s time I have someone else check myself, before I wreck myself.

OK, this one got me pretty good. But does anyone else come out with some weird shit when they’re on their own? I do more and more as time goes on.

Damn, this could stop Invidious, Piped and Newpipe from being able to block ads.

I could be wrong but isn’t it essentially impossible to pirate modern versions of Adobe Creative Suite products as they’re now cloud based, meaning the only versions you can pirate are around 10 years old?

Rihanna - Umbrella

At least in heaven, I can skate

There were probably also other human-like primates at a similar time to Neanderthals and it stopped us from fucking other homo-sapiens who were dead or very obviously ill.

When we were a tribal species we were unlikely to travel much at all in our lifetime and encounter someone who looked different to us so this instinct would have been beneficial. But now that we’re a global species we encounter people who look different to us often and this same instinct, compounded with cultural prejudice is holding back our development. We must learn to deal with it and our long standing hate so that we can become more genetically diverse as a species and as a result improve the health and intelligence of our offspring https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/people-born-to-geneticallydiverse-parents-more-likely-to-be-taller-and-more-intelligent-says-study-10358706.html

Oh yea. There’s definitely still time.

Hey, not all of us Debian users are lesbians.

It would be more accurate to call us lovers of lesbians.

Holy shit: “The company is recommending that customers do a factory reset on the product and find some way of responsibly recycling the hardware.”

So they’re not offering to dispose of it, or even giving any advice on how to dispose of it responsibly. Just suggesting people should probably do that.

If companies are allowed to behave this way we’re all screwed. Any efforts by the average person to avert the environmental damage caused by the waste they produce is completely futile and any politician who claims that they’re doing their best to try to hold companies accountable is a liar.

Ro-bot that makes shit up, fuck you all, ain’t gonna get a job, grow up, AI coming for all of you, yeah-e-yeah

I’d like to imagine that Ric Flair, the woman and that dude in the background are just constantly wooo-ing each other whilst I sit on the other side of the restaurant and enjoy a slice of pepperoni.