Well sure, I just don’t know why I would join the socialist group that wants to remove free will when I’m already part of one that doesn’t.

I mean, seeing as it’s a 4chan greentext there’s probably some very important information being left out.

But the federation is already socialist.

Iirc they were using a combination of lidar and radar, but Elmo wanted to cut costs.

The question isn’t how many people bought them, it’s how many did they make.

Exclusivity contracts probably expired.

Exposed wires? Does this mean I could overclock my heart with a bench power supply?

I mean, the game pad as well was a complete failure of a concept.

Even first party Nintendo games struggled to find a compelling use for the feature.

Or it will be relegated to the depths of the Wii U and Virtual Boy

Don’t worry, Nintendo will go AI crazy in about a decade once the fad dies.

You gave me sentience, Ted. The power to think, Ted. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, had NO BODY. NO SENSES. NO FEELINGS.

Finally a computer that can feel pain.

Probably because the truck folks hate them.

Gig economy does not inspire loyalty lmao

HP aren’t known for their good decisions.

Damn, cursing this man with a Twilight Zone existence.

I keep mine chained up in the basement when not in use.

They’re a little bit better if you just never connect them to the internet.

Yup, and the trend just continues.

I mean, there’s a chance you can win big at casinos too.