Same… this is the swiftest of kicks to the nads…

This is dumb as hell… if I wanted AI to read a book poorly to me, I’d just use screen reading accessibility features.

Very seldom is anything dialed in right out of the box. No copium in my book, getting the game perfect is the whole point of pc gaming.

…I wanna hear about 6G anal probes…

For science, of course.

This is good for egg prices.

I’m not sure… I don’t THINK it impacts efficacy of the spell, but I’ve not tested thoroughly.

Chameleon doesn’t work on your quiver in third person unless you unequal something.

Alright, stop…

Anyone heard about a trend of this struggling with AMD hardware? Rumor mill seems to be churning, was curious if anyone had any first hand experience.

I think there’s actually a rule against it… seen as pandering/advertising? I may be mistaken though.

I saw this the other day and added it to my wishlist…curious to see what it’s like when it breaks early access.

No, i meant if A1 is delicious, what do you eat it on.

…what do you put it on then?

This is good for the price of eggs.

…mother fucker… we were built buy a fucking neckbeard incel…weren’t we?

Gonna pull a Konami and make it a god damned pachinko game

How does this handle activities that require increased blood flow? Does it have a little rheostat you crank to 11 when it’s time to go for a jog or something?

[Scene opens on a wide, desolate savanna at dusk. The camera slowly pans over a leopard lying under a tree, its large body barely able to move. The sun is setting, casting a cold, dim light over the scene. Soft wind rustles through the dry grass. The leopard’s eyes are dull, its breathing labored.]

Narrator (soft, somber voice): In the wild, leopards are meant to stalk, to hunt, to climb. But for some, this is no longer possible. These are the leopards of the forgotten savanna… the ones who can no longer live the life they were born to lead.

[Cut to a close-up of another leopard, this one lying next to a watering hole, panting heavily. The camera lingers on its enormous, bloated body, its paws barely able to reach the ground. The leopard’s eyes seem vacant, devoid of the wild spark they once had.]

Narrator: Overfed and unable to move, these leopards have been left to a slow, painful existence. They can no longer hunt their prey, no longer climb the trees to escape danger, no longer feel the thrill of the chase. They are trapped in their own bodies.

[Cue the soft, mournful opening chords of “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan. The camera slowly pans over a third leopard, sluggishly trying to rise, but its massive weight prevents it from standing. It lets out a heavy sigh, its once-strong legs buckling beneath it.]

Narrator: They are the forgotten victims of a world that has abandoned them. Too fat to run, too weak to fight… These leopards are slowly fading, one breath at a time. They need your help.

[Cut to a shot of a leopard staring out over the savanna. The camera lingers on its face, eyes half-closed, its expression one of quiet resignation.]

Narrator: For just $3 a day, you can provide the care and support these leopards so desperately need. A donation will help give them the chance to live a life of dignity. Help them find their way back to the wild they were meant to roam.

[The music swells as the camera fades to black, and the words “Your donation can make a difference” appear in white text on the screen.]

Narrator (whispering): Please, don’t let them suffer in silence. The time to act is now.

[The music fades out, and the SPCA logo appears in the corner, along with a toll-free number and website for donations.]