Blackout

But you could have gotten in the good vault.

One change they suggested was to limit the audits performed each year to one. A single person whose name was drawn at random gets an intensive Mega-Audit™

At least I have a feasible backup for when I lose my legitimate job

This week Im going to petition the Michigan government to build a yuge wall between us and Ohio. I don’t want any more chronic masterbaters roaming our streets, they belong in Cleveland.

Terrible purchase. Already out $800 mil and a dump doesn’t make that much money or Elon Musk would own one.

It’s more of a prison for me. I just had to buy a new Win11 machine cause the software I depend on is cutting Win10 operation this year. Sucks

I tried the same thing with veal farming but little baby cows can’t swim so good :|

I just make the numbers up if someone asks me. “Yeah Im on Lemmy. How many users? Uh 2 trillion the last time I counted”

They can ban it but I will just go use seekdeep instead :|

I wouldn’t care if I was him. In fact I would also ban yeeting and skibaldi toilet while dabbing to the Harlem shakes

An unfiltered look at, checks notes, a completely censored and controlled people who aren’t even allowed to hold up a blank sheet of paper in protest?

If I survived the ending of Google+ these kids can survive their tick tocks closing too

My IKEA just has the meatballs

I have an idea. Let’s stick all of the world’s billionaires into a submarine and see if lightning strikes twice.

Outstanding guy. The creepiness of that video can’t be ignored ;)

All laws protecting the people’s interests are now banned. Don’t like it? Well become a billionaire and maybe the supreme Court will care

I gave his AMZ prime show a chance. After the 3rd self-sacrifice round and a bunch of lame games I couldn’t continue. Something about his smile reminds me of this

I personally love the sensation of sitting in cooled yellow liquid when I crap. Its the only reason I eat at McDonald’s.

Well they don’t need us anymore, I’m going back to reading books.

The US is set to unveil their high speed competitor soon with a train called the “American Superior.” It is stated to have a top speed of 80km/h and will launch on a single 10km track by the year 2083.