How is a noob supposed to read and understand any of that?

Even my friends to which I have explained the general philosophy and utility of Linux (some of which are intrigued and somewhat open to switching) would look at me as if I were insane were I to send them this “guide”

I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

Snip snip

Damn, Anon, you really enjoyed the 4chan stories thread on /b/, didn’t you?

MX Linux with KDE?

If you have an AMD machine it even has a “advanced hardware system” iso for high end pcs

Bible Black

“Good evening, big tittied bitch”

Fuck. I was looking forward to this