Bigfoot was paid by the Illuminati!

Sitting there muttering to himself something about non-euclidean geometry.

That’s right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, he’s gaining on you!

And that’s where baby magnets come from.

I for one welcome our new wholesome bot overlords!

Dickface

Freddy Krueger vs Batmanverine

Yes.

Take a look at moneybags over here being able to afford avocado toast!

“TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”

“A levee??”
“… touchè”

Made me think of this.

As part of the minimum training.

You keep saying that. Is there something wrong with Earth’s gravity in the future?

What do you do paid surveys on?

I only do google rewards, but that’s generally how I pay for any new apps I want.

Couldn’t you just make 10 louder?

I mean that’s all well and good, but then how would the very deserving shareholders get dividends?

Won’t somebody think of the shareholders!?

Does anything NOT raise gas prices?

‘It’s just one game of Civ Michael, how long could it take? 10 hours?’

Nazis gotta get to the lynching somehow. What do you expect them to do? Walk!? /s