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Cake day: July 6th, 2024

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  • My local supermarket added 8 self checkout machines, and removed almost all the cashier lanes.

    For a year, they pushed everyone towards the self checkout. Every… Body. Old people were clogging up the Customer Service section because they want a human. The machines constantly failed to scan, and people would just shrug and pretend like it did.

    The deviants started to realize it’s super easy to steal, as they can just pay for 1/10 of their groceries and “forget” to scan a lot of things. They started to lock up a lot of merchandise, and you need a human to unlock it.

    So now they have hired security guards to then scan receipts, as well as follow people in the parking lots.

    The whole supermarket is kind of a shit show. I counted 5 security guards to 2 workers when I was last there. I also do my shopping elsewhere.



  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.nettoGreentext@sh.itjust.worksAnon uses a phone book
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    3 days ago

    I remember in 2005, pulling over and calling my sister for directions on my flip phone because I got lost.

    I didn’t get mobile internet until like 2010. Not because I couldn’t, but because it was wildly expensive for a bad experience, since “mobile-friendly” was non-existent.

    This was also during the era when Google Maps was a brand new website, not a app. I think I was still MapQuesting.





  • I was at a tech conference job fair and chatting with a bunch of former game programmers.

    I absolutely messed up when I asked one guy who worked on a famous game why they decided to do X feature, and if that was the reason for the game’s failure.

    He looked me in the eyes and said something like, “I get orders from the business execs. So even if their ideas are obviously bad, if I don’t do it, I get replaced. After the game is released, good or bad, I get replaced. If the game doesn’t even get enough funding, I get replaced.”

    Gaming industry seems so toxic.











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    9 days ago

    The only solution to get out of this is to pretend to be flamboyant and treat it like you use that phase everywhere.

    “This chocolate is so good let’s have sex” and “thank you for these extra napkins we should have sex”. Say it everywhere. To mailmen. To your boss. To dogs.

    Make everything about sex.






  • Sorry those people sound like morons.

    Work pays for everything for me. I work at a major tech company with thousands of employees nationwide.

    I’m given a top of the line laptop. Im given a credit to buy anything I need to improve my home office. Their tech and purchases are theirs and when I leave, it gets shipped back.

    Using personal equipment at your workplace? Triple yikes. If your company does something illegal, your personal equipment gets confiscated by police. If your company’s network gets infected, your personal info like banking/CC gets stolen too.